The Isolated Haven of Introvert Hill is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ozymandias with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.885 billion introverts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Man's Land. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient introverted economy, worth a remarkable 2,536 trillion Ciphers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,605 Ciphers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Introvert Hill's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Solitude.

Introvert Hill is ranked 654^th in the world and 1^st in Thaecia for Most Patriotic, with 133.16 flags saluted per person per day.